Good one Ale
Mine is a bit long
but funny as well
>One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike
>behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."
>
>"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.
>"There's a diagnostic computer down at Woolworths. Just give it a
>urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what
>to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs $20.00 ...a lot quicker
>than a doctor."
>
>So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Woolies.
>He deposits $20.00 , and the computer lights up and asks for the
>urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds
>later, the computer ejects a printout:
>
>You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
>activity. It will improve in two weeks.
>Thank you for shopping @ Woolies.
>
>That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe
>began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
>
>He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples
>from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe
>hurries back to Woolies, eager to check the results. He deposits =
>$20.00,
>pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
>The computer prints the following:
>1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
>2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.(Aisle7)
>3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
>4. Your wife is pregnant, Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer (1st =
>floor)
>5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.
>
>
>Thank you for shopping @ Woolies.